So Sunday night I went to one of my friend's youth groups - they were playing EPIC capture the flag, and relating it to the Israelites and Palestineans and other whoosie-whatsits I dunt know a thing about, it's not like I went there for the religion thing. But the capture the flag did turn out to be epic, except I finally met someone who I honestly want to kill!



There's something about her, that distinctive snooty "I think I'm better than you" attitude, but the thing was, every time I said something other than "CHARGE" or "No, no, run the other way!" to her, I had to repeat myself in dumber speak. Also she wore way too much makeup and revealing clothing where things did not need revealing (yes, I do mean that three inches of asscrack is not sexy and your cleavage is uneven anyways, kthx).

Seriously, "It would be concealed by the really dense tree" became "That tree's branches are so close together it would hide the flag."

And she kept trying to distract me with witty banter at the boundary line, and yeah, that didn't work. It really, really, didn't. I wanted to bash her head against a wall and tear her brains out. Just reach down, and ri-i-ip! Seriously.

Of course, I kept smiling and held doors and said 'lease' and 'thank you' and I think that terrified the poor church kids more than the general wardrobe.

I will submit this as evidence that people of the church-y variety are very lacking in the intelligence area.

SO THAT WAS MY WEEKEND, and also I'm almost kind of caught up on NaNo.

ALSO ALSO I get to cheat in Masonic activities~ ;D

NOW NOW NOW TO THE BATMOBILE~

*MANLY FACE*